Reindeer Beer - New Year

5 Animals That Like To Get High

by Jason Henry McCormick

In Northern Europe, humans drink reindeer urine and reindeer drink human urine for even more fun on the psychedelic sleigh. According to experts, shrooming reindeer prance around gaily and feel a sensation of flying while they trip out in the forest. Horses Horses stick to locoweed, the chronic. Experts say horses prefer locoweed to grass because of its bright-green color and unlike cheap grass it never turns brown. Reindeer trip on ‘shrooms'. Red and white like Santa’s suit, a reindeer’s drug of choice is the Amanita muscaria mushroom, a psychoactive fungus which is also known as the fly agaric. Locoweed, a cannabis plant, turns them into crazy horses that move their mouths like Mr. Ed. Those stuck on chronic may eat excessively, resulting in diarrhea and could show signs of depression or paranoia, according to experts. After figuring out how to trip balls off insects, the monkeys in South America are not likely to figure out anything else. So the monkeys start trouble then cover themselves with the poison, which gives them a buzz that makes them hallucinate....

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